Admit it.
Everyones first time is equally as awkward, all those fingers tapping furiously, your body sweats profusely, and PBS (Premature Blog – ulation Syndrome). I mean theres tonnes of new feelings and emotions running through the air, and your keyboard, during your first time..
Of course I’m talking about blogging!
When i first heard i had to create a blog, i thought to myself “I’m so hungry” and immediately after that, “What in god’s name is a blog?” because, lets face it; ‘Blog’ sounds like a highly infectious STD.
My aim for this blog is for those who read it (Those being my Nan, Mum and Girlfriend) (i don’t have a girlfriend) to feel as if they are having a conversation with me. Imagine we are sitting in uni bar, sipping a gin and tonic and thinking “What an awful drink this is, but all the law students are drinking it.” thats the feeling i want to achieve!
Now to the serious part. and yes, i can be serious. Seriously. I am Studying a Bachelor of Communications & Media Studies & Bachelor of Creative Arts: Theatre. How impressive does it sound? if you read it backwards its actually the first lines of the hit Katy Perry song “Roar”. Ok its not, but i made you re- read the degree didn’t i? Look!! already my blog is making you do weird and wonderful things.
Now in order for you all to get to know me better, i have devised a short script, (not to gloat but Scorsese and Spielberg both won’t leave me alone about it) That will hopefully keep you coming back week after week to see the developing story of:
Pablo & Maria
‘A love tale of two Gluten intolerant Spaniard lovers’
Scene set in a small spanish town known simply as enchilada, sits a spanish man, dressed in a poncho, with a dark sombrero and thin, sweaty moustache. Pablo: Oh i am so lonely, my only friend is this hard shell taco.. I need a lover. (Enter Maria, dressed in a purple day gown, maria has style) Maria: hello sir, i see you have a gluten free taco there.. may i join? Pablo: Of course Señorita, anything for you spicy, jalapeño, as long as we can order the gluten free casadea!?Maria: oh no.. i wanted the gluten tortilla…. i don’t think we can contin… (Pablo stops maria Urgently) Pablo: Wait Maria…. Both: WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?! TO BE CONTINUED (Cue Mexican trumpets.)

Dude, your blog is awesome!
Well thankyou! I was very scared it wouldn’t read well!
Wow awesome post, really entertaining! Love the Home Alone pic too hahahaha
Love it!
So entertaining!!
Bahahahaha I loved that script! Have no idea what just happened but i’ll roll with it…
Funny kid
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Oh thankyou! So you liked it? I’m not quite sure I understand your comment.
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aren’t already 😉 Cheers!