So the Academy Awards were held on Monday and I can honestly say that these were my favorite yet. I watch them every year and I think the reason I loved them so much was purely due to the fact that Ellen Degeneres was hosting them. She is just so good. Too good…
My dream (and I mean dream. This is a very ambitious goal) is to one day host the Oscars.
Now the reality of the situation is i will Probably* never host the oscars. But I have a cousin named Oscar who i could get to throw a party that i could talk at. I guess that will do…
SO what I have done this year to appease my dream for a little while is make myself think I was at the oscars, through the power of poorly done photoshop. People have always said how much I resemble Bradley cooper..
*By probably i mean, there is a 1 in 7 0000 000 chance i will host them. The odds are in my favour!